วันนี้กูไปรับดิลโด้นี้เพื่อตูดแน่น ๆ ของมึงวันนี้

I'd like to introduce you to my little friend: it's a thick, white dildo that I just got. Now I know that you're thinking it's for me, but the opposite is true. I'm just going to tell you straight up.